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j a pan f an9 6 Says: (Oct 17th 2009, 6:35PM)

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i'm digging your icon.
i dug too deep. :'c

NamelessCrimson Says: (May 20th 2009, 6:54PM)

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Have you been practicing the language of Kato?

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 26th 2009, 3:53PM)

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yes.
I caressed 3 gangbangers
slapped a cholo
sat on a beagle
and, shaved a lamb.

How's that for communication?
eh?

NamelessCrimson Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:24PM)

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Holy fuck you're doing really good for a beginner.

But ....
Next time, try caressing 56 gangbangers.
And leave the beagles alone. I vouch for them.
Lambs ... drink their blood.

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:31PM)

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56??
thats a lot of gangster love
I'll get off the beagles for now I suppose
and Ihave a pouch for lambs too

NamelessCrimson Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:33PM)

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Yeah. Almost as much lovin' as they get in jail.
But don't tell them that. They're embarassed.
Yes! Leave dem beagles alone! I'll molest them. <u<

Pff. What do you do, carry them in it? Casually slit one's throat when you're hungry?

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:39PM)

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yes, when you're hungry, anything is ok especially if you have an abundance of lamb-n-o-pouch

NamelessCrimson Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:41PM)

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Ah.
Sounds sexy. 8D
I wanna lamb-n-o-pouch!

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:48PM)

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i wonder if they really exist?

NamelessCrimson Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:49PM)

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=3= Of course they do.
Where else will you store your half-eaten lamb?

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 26th 2009, 4:54PM)

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lol your right!

but i felt bad for one so I told him this

NamelessCrimson Says: (May 26th 2009, 6:07PM)

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Psh, it isn't like he would have had any other choice.
You would have slit his throat to satisfy your hunger for lamb's blood anyway. <_<

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:08PM)

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-stabs with penis-

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:09PM)

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ooo ouch!
that hurt so good I cant even remember where you stabbed me :[

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:11PM)

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=O at least it was good
MY GROWS TO OVER 9000!...feet

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:12PM)

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I can tell you use miracle expand on yours.
mines all natural.

8=D

^^actual size^^

jk

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:13PM)

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xD
im sooooooooooooooooooo sorry
nah mine natural too ;D
-touches your foot from where i sit with it-

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:15PM)

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You must be proud, Im sure you could beat me in arm wrestling with that thing while you just sit back and chill

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:17PM)

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o=o oh yes i am.... but when i get in cold water it gets this big |-| D:

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:19PM)

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omg!
I should spalsh yu with some cold water
~zips up pants~
here it comes!!

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:21PM)

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why is it cold o.o
i dont think thats healthy
-pulls on doctors gloves-

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:23PM)

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well its cold outside so you know.

~unzips pants to make emphasis and then zips up pants too fast~
eeeekk!

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:23PM)

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D:
oh god i think it got stuck!
-watches blood spill-

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:25PM)

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Why are you just watching!!
get a shampow or something of that nature!!

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:25PM)

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-pours alcohol on it-
D: is it working!

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:27PM)

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I seriously think you burned it off.

but the knub still looks attractive right??

Right???

Jennifer!?!?!

feline abomination Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:29PM)

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oh yes x3
it looks wonderful... but i dont wanna touch =p

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 11th 2009, 4:31PM)

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can I borrow some miracle expand for my knub?

please?

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feline abomination Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:18PM)

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DEW ME !

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:21PM)

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Only if you dew me first

feline abomination Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:21PM)

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x3
injest those chemicals!!!

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:23PM)

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INGESTION!!

feline abomination Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:27PM)

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i poked one it was dead!

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:28PM)

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plus its your fault
you were rubbing my butt

feline abomination Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:30PM)

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-looks at my hand with disapointing glare- i disaprove of your rubbing butt shinanagins!

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:32PM)

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feline abomination Says: (May 1st 2009, 4:32PM)

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WORDS ESCAPE ME!

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 4th 2009, 4:01PM)

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Words collapse upon me!

feline abomination Says: (May 4th 2009, 4:02PM)

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WORDS ERECT ME!

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 4th 2009, 4:04PM)

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PLEASE!!!!
no more conversation so the erectial will fade

ahh

-______-

feline abomination Says: (May 4th 2009, 4:06PM)

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o=o but it is good! why should it fade D=

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 4th 2009, 4:07PM)

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Your right!!!!!

keep talking!! lets have a conversation!

-_o hehe

feline abomination Says: (May 4th 2009, 4:10PM)

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~.0 ;D -talk talk talk talk- =D its gettin bigger

Jamaican4lyfe Says: (May 4th 2009, 4:11PM)

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8========D~~~~~

omg!!
I cant hold it much longer!!

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NamelessCrimson Says: (Apr 30th 2009, 7:18PM)

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I see you during lunch.
<u<

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